And here we are! As we were swimming in the sea, plundering some ships and making horrors look real we had a little party.
Ah! A great party it was!!! Rum, Beer, Pipes and the Endless sea! Only candlelight and nothing to bother!
So we got mighty drunk! As you all know we are sent on a glorious quest – a mission to find the chest with the gold somewhere around these islands. We are quite successful you know! Some pieces of eight and gaah – no treasure. But the plundered ships at the very bottom of the seas… The mighty Jolly Roger!
It all started from the Tavern and Nancy – The Tavern Wench.
And so – we are the bad boys of the seven seas! AAAA! Beware – a Dragon down there! Wait wait wait! What’s a dragon doing in this story? There should be one for the dragons too but it won’t be now!
So let’s continue. We set sail with the tide. All hands on deck! After a little five days of singing there was a storm coming. We taught – It will be our end! So we die here! – No. It was Alestorm – pretty good way to get drunk. As far as the law of no women on board – our captain took his daughter. A naasty bitch she is! She always looks so pretty and tasty. So – after the storm we were sure this will be our journey! And we sailed into a trading ship – innocent merchants, sailing under Spanish colours – there was a boarding of their ship – we took all and then had some fireworks. It’s funny watching the people jumping out of their ship. Their captain was full of shit when he saw us! So we had that little party I told you earlier. Now most of this bloody dogs are drunk as hell. And I’m asking you what to do – the captain kills every man looking at his daughter, and I’m thinking of a dirty deed. I want that bastard dead! And he’s drunk as hell – I’ll put him in the bed of the captain’s daughter… Early in the morning!
And so! Way hey! And up she rises – Early in the morning! I love doing that! And if anyone of these jerks tries to do it with me – he will find his throat cut in five seconds! I’m dangerous enough even if I’m forshnicken! I’ll see them hanged on the girder!
Gimmie that bottle! Ho ho ho! In thy morning!
Now it’s time to get my hands dirty! To have some blood spilled. I’ll have the treasure! It’s my turn to gamble!
П.с. – съжалявам за Английския, но така ми дойде. Надявам се няма бог знае колко много грешки, пък ако има – майната им.
П П С – Който иска и не разбира – гугъл транслейтър (:Р)
